Time: Saturday, November 7th, 2:15 pm
Place: Italian Fountains, Kensington Gardens
My cocoon is stuffy. The surrounding air whispers to me: Emerge, you deranged butterfly! Fly you beautiful baboon! Thus I shall make my first public performance in years this Saturday, November 7th, in Kensington Gardens.
I have been training my body and mind. I ask strangers on the street and they all agree: I am incredible.
For six months I have been meditating on The Aquatic Ape Hypothesis (from Wikipedia) and have composed an experimental poem on the subject. In my performance I shall debut the piece before stripping naked and swimming in the Italian fountains. Please don't tell the police.
All are encouraged to join the swim and I will enthusiastically share the contents of my magic flask to all in attendance. Come and celebrate Nothing.
My dear, beloved pussycats, I hope to see you there.
Majestically, aquatically, yours,
Nigel Tewksbury
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